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Posted on 30th Aug at 2:27 AM

at that point though my parents were probably just happy i could read the vampire sex didn’t matter

Posted on 30th Aug at 2:26 AM, with 1 note

i read about vampire sex and emergency vampire fetus c-sections before middle school no wonder im such a mess

Posted on 30th Aug at 2:23 AM, with 1 note

the fact that my parents let me read the twilight series when i was like 9 says a lot

Posted on 30th Aug at 1:04 AM

i just had to take my dog out to take a sh*t at 1 am fun times

Posted on 29th Aug at 12:46 AM, with 26,490 notes
officialjeffgoldblum:

stevebuscemi:

a rare photo of steve buscemi with steve buscemi

this makes me so happy

officialjeffgoldblum:

stevebuscemi:

a rare photo of steve buscemi with steve buscemi

this makes me so happy

Posted on 29th Aug at 12:33 AM, with 1,787 notes

unexplained-events:

Stars

Just want to take a break from the usual stuff to talk about how amazing stars are. When we look at stars we get to look into the past. Due to the way and speed light travels(186,282 mps) in, we see stars as they once were. It takes light, from the closest star to us, to travel to Earth in about eight minutes. When Earth based telescopes look at the sun, they are seeing it as it was eight minutes ago. Using Earth based telescopes and advancing technology we can see stars that no longer exist.

There are stars out there that are more than thousands, millions or billions of of light years away. So, if a star is a million light years away and died a million years ago, we will see it die now.  If another star died four million years ago, but is a hundred million light years away, we’ll still be able to see it for another 96 million years.

Tagged: #kool, #keep,
Posted on 28th Aug at 7:39 PM, with 197 notes
guineapiggies:

Darwin y Maia, la Boda (by gabitayuz)
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guineapiggies:

Darwin y Maia, la Boda (by gabitayuz)

Tagged: #animals, #:),
Posted on 28th Aug at 7:35 PM, with 49,054 notes

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

Posted on 28th Aug at 7:33 PM, with 8,543 notes

trophywivesclub:

Gustave Moreau - Study for Lady Macbeth (1851)
Brian De Palma - Carrie (1976)

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