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the year is 1993. aliens are real. dutch accents are cool. plaid skirts are hip.
jerry springer is king. 2006 is the future. - jams - self - about - tags - peace.
Posted on 29th Jul at 2:13 AM

lazeehead said: i wish you luck in your search

thanks man i hope i get to selfie w/the nichols-parker family

Posted on 29th Jul at 2:08 AM, with 112,815 notes


im going to inject garlic bread into my blood stream 

Posted on 29th Jul at 2:08 AM, with 200,798 notes
let me introduce myself

1. the meaning behind my url
2. a picture of me
3. tattoos i have
4. last time i cried and why
5. piercings i have
6. favorite band
7. biggest turn off(s)
8. top 5 (insert subject)
9. tattoos i want
10. biggest turn on(s)
11. age
12. ideas of a perfect date
13. life goal(s)
14. piercings i want
15. relationship status
16. favorite movie
17. a fact about my life
18. phobia
19. middle name
20. anything you want to ask

Posted on 29th Jul at 2:07 AM, with 48,240 notes
If I’m your tumblr crush, send me $50.
Posted on 29th Jul at 2:04 AM, with 208,940 notes



it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

Posted on 29th Jul at 2:03 AM, with 295,853 notes


found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

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